The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Randomize