she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
zippers are such a cool invention
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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