Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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