i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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