u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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