I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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