"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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