Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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