I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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