spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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