Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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