We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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