I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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