I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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