piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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