thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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