The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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