Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.

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(314): View more from Missouri

96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks

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(845): View more from New York

i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore

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(702): View more from Nevada

I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture

(1-336): View more from North Carolina

Glad to see your being a lady about this

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(952): View more from Minnesota

So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building

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(815): View more from Illinois

walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out

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(845): View more from New York

There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2

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