You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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