people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.