Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize