In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Randomize
