After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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