The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
