Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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