VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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