her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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