I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
All of them.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.