Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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