Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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