is your mom at the bar?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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