I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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