Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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