so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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