In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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