Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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