and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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