omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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