ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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