Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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