Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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