So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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