I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Randomize
