3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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