she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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