ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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