Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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