chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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