This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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