there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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