let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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