normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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