Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Buhtt sex?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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